Shit's real.

w4ts0n:

when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”

you saint

thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners

(via asgardgoddess)

yall2:

Do you think adele knows rain is wet and you can’t set fire to it cause it isnt flammable

My mom thinks its a metaphor for something I just think she’s retarded

(Source: yall)

time-lord-swag:

georgeguven:

laughing-sister:

irishcelebrations:

blokeinabowtie:

brohirrim:

iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:

ohio-is4-lovers:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my free healthcare. 

The UK makes Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Harry Potter.

America makes Twilight.

That is all.

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via kdaigon)

LAWLLLLLLLL

wwiao:

sorenlives:

samyouare:

wwiao:

no words necessary.

also hey there, jennifer aniston…

a) lol jennifer aniston

b) at the point where i want to look at this and say “this has to be a troll. seriously. but.. they MIGHT BE SERIOUS.” i think i’ve lost all faith in humanity

a) rude..

b) super rude…

Gfstujbxthvxetj

When you want to smoke, yet everyone’s dry or won’t answer. Whitegirlstonerproblems.